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PostSubject: Quotes n Jokes   Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:58 pm


‎10 facts about you:

1. You are reading this comment

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact
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4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7.You are still reading my comment

9 You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes n Jokes   Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:37 pm

Two mountaineers reach a huge, deep fissure in a glacier.

"Careful here," says one of them, "My mountain guide fell down there last year."

"I bet you feel bad about that," says the other.

"Not really, it was pretty old and missing few pages."
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes n Jokes   Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:52 pm


sigh* i hate having to scroll through a bunch of pages to find the original hate comment

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There are two things wrong with this video

-There's a dislike button

-It ended

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PostSubject: Re: Quotes n Jokes   Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:27 pm


choose your birth month
01 -I ate
02 - I banged
03 - I ran naked with
04 - i smoked with
05 - I ran shirtless with
06 - I beat
07 - I cuddled with
08 - I needed
09 - I shot
10 - I shanked
11 - I stabbed
12 - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my bestfriend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boyfriend
25 -a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - ur grandma
31 - a mop

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because hoes keep stealin my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes n Jokes   Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:59 am

Blame not your parents for you growing up to be a failure, for you let yourself choose the road that shall destroy your own life.
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes n Jokes   Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:59 am

The only person who can decide who you really are is you... May it be the road of righteousness or the path that leads to your own end...
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes n Jokes   Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:59 am

Your true fate depends on your current actions, making you responsible of the outcome....
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes n Jokes   Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:50 pm


With the power of the sun
In the center of the Earth
The goddess of the sun
Is going to find her birth

With her faith on science
We will sight the nuclear fusion
Everybody please remain in silence
We are about to see the conclusion

The fallen angel of pain
The crow of hell is her name
Utsuho Reiuji came
And lead the world to its tame
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PostSubject: Re: Quotes n Jokes   Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:16 am

Quotes:


"Things aren't always as they seem"

"You should have learned by now, this is a kill or be killed world. If you're to weak to help yourself, you deserve to fall."

"The night sky is similar to the world. It's engulfed in darkness, and has many small lights. But there are dark clouds that try to shroud them"


"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster and if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

"That which is incomplete seeks completion...yet...t​hat which is incomplete is no better than that which is complete."

"Maiden, black night, mourning in sadness falling into the night alone.
The moon that accompanies her radiates of silver,
as the night of atonement quietly passes by."
"
A maiden on the white night,
A wish made on the lakefront sinks behind the fleeting curtain,
The silver moon nestles close, a hole left behind. . ."

" A maiden grieves on a dark night,
She sinks alone into the midnight curtain,
The silver moon nestles close,
As the sacred night passes quietly. . ."

"Bearing the sins of the children of earth , the moon begins to consume its light."

"An ape with a bone is a very different creature than an ape with a bone who knows it's a weapon."

"When in doubt, aim for the head or the heart... This tends to drop most pathetic vermin quickly."

"The only people we can't surpass, is ourselves!"

"The proud do not indure, they are like a dream on a spring night. The mighty fall at last, they are as dust before the wind"

"Enemies no longer charge out in helmet and armor, as in days of old.
Nowadays they use slide rules, advanced mathematics, and data to make their calculations…You fear that upon seizing them, you’ll find you’ve grabbed a decoy, or perhaps even an ally."

"The only ones who should kill, are those who are prepared to be killed!"

"To save the people, we must kill the people."


"The weak can be engulfed by even the smallest ripple."

"Seeing the truth behind lies may not bring happiness"

"Changing the world sometimes requires the darkest of heroes."

"-Wise Men Choose Death Before War. Wiser Men Choose Not To Be Born-"


"Death is the permanent solution to a temporary problem.."

"Having someone to blame is even better than knowing what the problem is"

"Those who calculate greatly will win; those who calculate only a little will lose, but what of those who don't make any calculations at all!? This is why everything must be calculated, in order to foresee victory and defeat." - The Art of War

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his"

"Peace is only a period of betrayal between two periods of fighting"

"There are no regrets, just lessons learned"

"When you're hunting monsters, you should see that you don't become one yourself" - Zelwind

"Light travels faster than sound......this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak"

"Those who live by the sword.....get shot by those who don't."
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